What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Why cant I sleep? When I'm about to fall asleep, I get excited that im about to sleep, causing me to wake up again. It repeats till my sleepiness is gone. I tried taking melatonin and not using my phone, but I end upawake for hours.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : Sure.

Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : I don't drink

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Me : I don't drink coffee also

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

It is common sense that Joe Biden is ruining America and is unfit to be president, but why are the liberals still supporting him when Trump is obviously a much better fit for office?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Why was Cars 2 so bad?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : I'm 24.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

I am 11 years old and I think I am going through puberty. Why do my nipples hurt when I touch them? Is it normal?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : Thank you.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

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Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : No

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Tea ?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?